When I saw clogs strutting down the runway at Chanel's Spring 2010 show, my shoulders almost instantly crept up towards my ears and my nose crinkled — yes, we're talking major cringe moment. My sense of apprehension had nothing to do with the footwear styles being showcased but, rather, I shuddered at the idea of all the rink-a-dink knock-off clogs that would flood the market. Would more dreaded Crocs-like shoes be released? Would we start seeing those orthopedic-esque rubber clogs with ridiculous prints on them? I feared for the upcoming "dreckitudes" (to quote André Leon Talley) that I'd see walking down the street in their clunky, grandma clogs. Yuck.
Much to my dismay, footwear companies have, in fact, embraced clogs as a spring/summer must-have, but they're reinvented the classic style to make it modern and chic, adding hefty platforms heels; jazzing them up with embellishments like motorcycle chains, studs, buckle straps, leather braiding, folksy floral embroidery and all-over glitter; and experimenting with materials like wool, suede, denim, leather, and satin. Even more interesting are the clog-inspired platform slingbacks, T-strap heels, ankle-strap sandals, and booties we've been seeing — with most featuring chunky wooden heels and exposed metal reinforcements along their periphery that bring home that pay homage to the traditional Dutch footwear style.
Here, 25 styles that would make clog skeptics like myself reconsider their position (and yes, a few of these are on my personal shopping list!).
MODERNIZED CLOGS
Chanel Suede Clog with Cap Toe and Lemarié Poppy Flower. Available at Chanel boutiques.
Miu Miu Cat Print Satin Clogs, $495. Available at Net-A-Porter.com
Sam Edelman Flair Clogs, $150. Available at Bloomingdales.com
Jeffrey Campbell Charli-C Clogs, $124.95. Available at Nordstrom.com
Miz Mooz Rain Clog, $89.99. Available at InfinityShoes.com
Seychelles Care to Dance Clog, $99.95. Available at Nordstrom.com
Sanita Mira Open Clog in Rose, $155. Available at SanitaClogs.com
Juicy Couture Olga Clog, $112.50. Available at Couture.zappos.com
Miu Miu Glitter-Covered Leather Clogs, $495. Available at SaksFifthAvenue.com
Jeffrey Campbell Karl Clog, $135. Available at FootNotesOnline.com
CLOG SLINGBACKS
Miu Miu Leather and Satin Halter Clog, $495. Available at NeimanMarcus.com
Cynthia Vincent Tamara Pump, $349.05. Available at Endless.com
Steve Madden Empiire, $119.95. Available at SteveMadden.com
Sanita Spica Plateau Sandal in Rose, $135. Available at SanitaClogs.com
ANKLE-WRAP CLOGS
Jeffrey Campbell Splendid Sandal, $199.95. Available at Nordstrom.com
Stuart Weitzman Ankle-Wrap Clog Sandal, $275. Available at NeimanMarcus.com
Marc by Marc Jacobs Ankle Strap Platform Sandals, $295. Available at Shopbop.com
OPEN-TOED CLOGS
Stuart Weitzman Open-Toe Platform Clog, $345. Available at NeimanMarcus.com
MaxStudio Abba Clog, $118.95. Available at Endless.com
Robert Clergerie Daft Clogs, $290. Available at Couture.Zappos.com
Miss Sixty "Damien" Clogs, $170. Available at Zappos.com
Steve Madden Durann, $149.95. Available at SteveMadden.com
CLOG BOOTS
Swedish Hasbeens Lace-Up Boot, $364. Available at SwedishHasbeens.com
Opening Ceremony Wooden Platform Clog Booties, $514. Available at Shopbop.com
Swedish Hasbeens High-Heeled Jodhpur, $364. Available at SwedishHasbeens.com